PLEASE: Which of these should I use as an introduction...?

The first one was very catching and interesting compared to the second one. And you want to draw your reader in, so they want to read more of your essay. So, I say the first one, it was really good! Good luck with your essay. :)

Would you prefer this way round....?

hi chris w havent heard your jokes for a while then you *** back with this cracker that would just be out of this world better still instead of dieing start going backwards great 10/10

Can a autistic person be hypnotised to help with the yelling and not sleeping.?

Autism is a very broad term and can mean a great many things. There are autistic people who don't even know how to talk, there are autistic people who are like living computers, and there are some who manage to trick people into thinking they're normal or almost normal, like myself. So the answer is, possibly.

Did the 'Terminator' s Republicanism finally get to Maria after 25 years?

Arnie and Maria are calling it quits. Wow, never thought I'd see that one coming. They've been together so long that they actually look alike now lol.

He confuses me, i need all the advice and answers i can get =/?

okay so there is this boy i like, ive only knew him for a little while but he is in my cl at school, well he knows i like him and everything, and we talk all the time about random stuff and we always laugh with each other and stuff, he already has a gf but he acts like he likes me a lot, there is this other girl in my cl that he flirts with and they usually act silly and funny together but everytime me and him gets around each other and start talking we get into long conversations and we dont act silly a lot just some, i got my other friend to ask him if he would ever go out with me and he said nooooo!! but he randomly smiles at me all the time and like i said flirts with me.. how can i tell if he likes me?, since he already knows i likes him, but all my friends always tell me that when a boy says he doesnt like you and says ewww about going out with you then that usually means he likes you..so i need help..REALLY BAD!!

What's your favorite gay themed movie?

I only remember four that I've ever watched: Brokeback Mountain, My Own Private Idaho, Lie Down With Dogs and one that I can't remember the entire name of- Leaving somebody, can't remember the name of the person being left. That last one had to be a grade "D" film if there is such a thing. Brokeback Mountain would have to be my favorite because it had a message for me that I didn't get from the others and the characters were types I could identify with- and they were both so darned handsome. I just gotta say it Jake Gyllenhaal is so good at being sensitive that I have to believe he's gay.

Does word 2003 have mla or any way to make a work cited page like the 2007 verision does?

i have to do a work cited page and my computer has word 2003 and i need to create a work cited page the way she showed us the problem is she did it on word 2007